Just Say Nein

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Hey guys, sorry for not posting as much, I have a lot going on.  But I will continue to write about my shitty life as long as there are people out there still willing to read it.  So no, I’m not going anywhere. Continue reading

Timmy’s Non-Birthday

The Peppery Forest

The Peppery Forest

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So Timmy’s birthday was August 14th and he turned 10.  Or did he?  I had to figure some shit out so that he wouldn’t destroy the solar system.  Here’s how it all went. Continue reading

Jim Comes Out

It's Just Aids Blood

It’s Just Aids Blood

If you’re new to the blog the best way to read is from the beginning (click here). I’m also going to be posting a little less. Have some other things I’m working on. Larry Christ shall not leave you or forsake you, He will always be here now and forever.

Well, ol’ Jim titties finally did it.  I’m proud of the ol’ cunt n balls.  Finally told everyone what they already knew, congrats jabba the gut.  But seriously, this ass blaster had a party to celebrate the good news.  I don’t want to give anything away, so here’s how it went. Continue reading

Feminist Protest

Avian Porn

Avian Porn

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So I took the day off, surprise.  Fuck Walter, he knows better than to give me shit.  As for Jim titties, he can suck a gunt.  Anyway, me and Don King ended up running into some feminist protesters.  Shit ensued.  Here’s how it went. Continue reading

Cinematic Masterpiece

Quiet On Set!

Quiet On Set!

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So I need to split this post up over two days.  Yeah, I know, I hate doing that, but it’s vital to the story.  Jim sent out one of his meeting invitations on the Outlook bullshit today.  I accepted with a response that included a jpeg of a huge fat naked lady.  He didn’t even respond, that’s rude.  Anyway, here’s how it went from there: Continue reading

Trip To Best Buy

Dumb TV

Dumb TV

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Well, this was quite the adventure.  Donnie’s TV broke and he wanted to buy a new one.  As always, nothing is simple with him.  Here’s how it went. Continue reading

Construction Site

What, No Breakfast?

What, No Breakfast?

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Today was supposed to be peaceful.  I didn’t even plan on getting into any shit.  There’s always someone though.  Some cunt tickle that has to just fuck it all up.  Here’s how it went. Continue reading

Laundry Day

Laundry Time

Laundry Time

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Ok, I don’t want to give anything away.  But I am on top of the world right now.  Got Susan good.  Here’s how it all went. Continue reading

Slam Poetry

Shakesbeer Beat Up All The Pussy, Brother

Shakesbeer Beat Up All The Pussy, Brother

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Oh my dear sweet titties how Jimmy dick likes to just tee things up for me.  It’s just like he looks for ways to be fucked with.  Apparently, he is a slam poet.  Yes, you read that correctly.  Here’s how it went. Continue reading

Lost Dog

Titanic Was A Movie

Titanic Was A Movie

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Well this was a fucked up day.  Kaley and her pet bullshit.  I swear, one day I will get the best of her.  Here’s how it all went. Continue reading